Why Wikipedia is Awesome
The comic will explain itself. I submitted this one with high hopes, mainly because it’s true. When you go to Wikipedia, you can’t NOT start looking at other topics.read more | digg story
Merry Christmas, Many Days Late
Hey guys, so it’s all over now! I’m less than a week late, but oh well. I received Mac OS X Leopard, a new keyboard, and iPod nano among other things! So what’d you guys get? Or what did you give? Shortest post ever.
Here we are, Christmas Eve
Gee, guys. It’s almost Christmas and I don’t know anyone who hasn’t told me they’re excited. Perhaps it’s a little odd, but I’m not nearly as excited for this Christmas as the last. I mean, I’m still excited, but this December hasn’t felt like Christmas for me. It’s going to be a white Christmas and the carols play on all around me, but I can’t put my finger on it. It’s slightly disturbing that all of Canada and parts of the US have been trying to remove use of the word ‘Christmas’, and maybe that’s affecting me a bit too much.
It’s been 3 years that my persona has existed within a blog, and although this has been the second iteration of that, the memories live on. Last year I posted on my blog a page called the memorial wall, and this year will be no different. Tomorrow, on Christmas day, you’ll find an updated the.christmas.wall page. This years wall is very different from last years, but the idea behind it remains the same – to thank all those that have supported me throughout the years. I really appreciate all you guys have done for me, keep it up!
Merry Christmas, and I’ll see you tomorrow!
EDIT: I’m disappointed, WordPress. Either they have a major error, or they’re also trying to sensor Christmas. I can’t tag my post with “Christmas”, only “Christma”. How about that?
Math Teacher DIVIDES BY ZERO (Not Satire)
Schoolchildren from Caversham have become the first to learn a brand new theory that dividing by zero is possible using a new number – ‘nullity’. But the suggestion has left many mathematicians cold.
WHOA!
The King of Nerds

Hey peeps,
Upon wondering whether or not I should write a blog post, I began to reflect on a recent “response” done for English class. It was about the comedy that is life. I don’t think J.K. Rowling, or J.R.R. Tolkien, or Shakespeare, or even Mr. DeBartolo could write any situation that’s better than life in itself. If life were a person, he (or she) would be the funniest jerk I’d have ever met in my entire life.
Why though?
Well, think about it. At least in my shoes. I’m not the most popular guy on the planet, clearly. I wouldn’t call myself the stereotypical nerd, either. I mean, I’m interested in technology while also never being in a serious relationship, but I’ve also got a crap load of friends. Each and every one of those friends is different, and I wouldn’t ever change that.
So where does this fit in? This hasn’t happened to me, but I can only hope it does: Nerds sprout up. Look at Bill Gates, the man who co-founded Microsoft. I’m betting he didn’t get lucky during high school (or even college for that matter). But how many years later, where did he end up? He became the richest man in the world. (Not anymore, but he was for a good amount of time).
This all leads into my theory. Life really is a comedian, and no one can argue with that. 99% of all the high-ranked jocks won’t get passed a job at McDonald’s by the time they’re 25. Maybe we were made fun of, and hurt, and persecuted throughout high school, but our time to shine is near.
Don’t worry – if you’re in my position, you have so much to hope for. A bright future with all the furnishings. Don’t waste the opportunities you have – they’ll take you further than your social status will lead you to believe.
The Cookie Monster: ‘C’ No longer for Cookie, but CELERY
All I have to say is…WTF?
Contra 4’s 99-extra-lives cheat doesn’t come easy
Has Contra 4’s grueling difficulty kept you from even seeing its second stage? The Konami code, while useful, only upgrades your weapons instead of rewarding you with the extra mans you need to die-n-gun your way past enemies and their scattered shots.
…To get through this one, you’ll need to enter a series of tubes.
The Salvation Army Site
They have good designers, I’ll give them that. Not only is it for a good cause, but it’s a good website too! Check it after the jump.
Mr. T in new WoW Commercial!
A hilarious WoW advert with William Shatner and Mr. T.
This is really about as awesome as it gets.
Halo Theme Song Coming to Guitar Hero III
As a Thanksgiving surprise, the theme to Halo will be available as free, downloadable content for Guitar Hero III. Can Master Chief shred with all that gear on?
Although this will probably be (costly) downloadable content, this still rocks. Literally.
My PowerBook Has a Dead Pixel. It’ll Be a Few Days, Here’s a Macbook Pro.
His old PowerBook had a dead pixel, when he took it in to be fixed, he was told it would be a few days because the new display was not in stock. For the inconvenience, he recieved a Macbook Pro for free! The title of the blog post is “The reason there’s a ‘Cult of Mac’”, if every Mac user got a free Macbook Pro, then boy is he right.
Soldier Uses Wii To Catch Cheating Wife
Tony, a solider returning from Iraq after a year of active duty, found out that his wife couldn’t wait for some lovin’ while he was gone by checking his Wii. When he confronted her with his friends’ accusations, she claimed that she only kissed another man once. However, after checking his Mii channel for war buddies he discovered a Mii he didn’t create.
He filed for a divorce. She says she was with the guy once, yet his Wii calendar says otherwise. I feel bad for this guy. He serves his country, only to come home to a terrible wife.
Cat Talking, Translation — Very Well Done!
Ever wonder what your cat says while you’re not in the room?
This is real footage and the dubs are amazingly well synced to the mouths of the cats. Awesome.
